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EXT. UNSAVORY PART OF TOWN - NIGHT



We see adult movie theatres, massage parlors, etc. Tony is standing before a storefront with a sign that reads, “PARADISE MASSAGE PARLOR” and a much smaller sign that reads, “Your Wildest Dreams Come True.”

INT. MASSAGE PARLOR - WAITING ROOM - NORMAN

The receptionist / bouncer, is sitting behind a glass partition reading the latest issue of “Soldier of Fortune”. Tony enters.

TONY

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

NORMAN

Did you read the sign outside, baby?

It says “massage”! That's what it is.

(continues reading)

TONY

What kind a massage do ya got here?

NORMAN

(by rote)

We have three different types...

The half hour, the hour,

And the “deluxe” three hour massage.

TONY

What's da difference?

NORMAN

(puts down magazine)

You come in here every other night

and I explain the whole thing to you...

I'm not going to explain it to you again.

TONY

Well just tell me,

Which one's with the oil here?

NORMAN

(losing patience)

First massage you receive hot towels.

Second massage is the one with the oil.

Third massage you get both.

TONY

What if I want a hot towel,

But I don't want a massage?

NORMAN

That's it. I've had enough.

You know damn well you have no plans

 of ever going in the back.

TONY

Wait a minute...

NORMAN

You're just trying to see the girls for

Free again and it's not going to work.

TONY

All right, I just wanna ask one

More question, if I may.

(smirk)

Were you born or hatched?

Norman stands up ready to go after Tony.

TONY

It was a joke! ... Really. I was only kiddin',

it was just a joke! Just one last question,

I promise. What does da deluxe mean?

NORMAN

(stepping out of booth)

That's it. Either put up or get out.

TONY

No really, tonight I'm gonna go for it.

NORMAN

(for the last time)

The deluxe. Four girls take you in the back,

They oil you, they rub you, you soak in the

Jacuzzi, the whole bit. Finally, you choose one

 of 'em, go upstairs, and you do the “real thing”.

TONY

The “real thing”, huh?

NORMAN

Correct.

TONY

That sounds good ta me.

Could I see da girls first?

NORMAN

Get the fuck out of here!

The day you buy the deluxe

Is the day I become pope.

TONY

Well, get ready ta genuflect then,

my good man, because...

Here is da bucks for da deluxe.

(hands Norman money)

And a little somethin' for you.

(hands Norman ten-dollar tip)

NORMAN

(money always does the trick)

Why, thanks. Underneath it I always thought

You had a lot of class. Let me buzz you in.

TONY

Thank you, my good man.

NORMAN

Now, I want you to stand right

On the X on the floor there.

TONY

(interrupting)

That X must symbolize X rated.

NORMAN

(agreeing)

That's right, X rated.

Norman presses the buzzer; the door opens, spilling a red light across Tony's face.

NORMAN

May your wildest dreams come true.

Tony enters as the door slowly closes behind him.

CUT TO

INT. ANNA'S APARTMENT - A BIRD

Standing on the back of a snoozing cat. Camera opens up to reveal more birds and more cats. This harmonious little setting belongs to Anna.

ANNA

(putting on coat)

All right, you guys...

Moma's got to go to work.

A bird lands on her shoulder.

ANNA

No, no Jennifer, you can't go with me.

She gently takes the little bird off her shoulder, kisses it and places it on a perch. She starts walking out of the house but remembers something.

ANNA

Oh! Sorry guys, I almost forgot!

She walks over to the TV and turns it on.

ANNA

Bye!

She walks out the door.

EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF ANNA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ANNA

Getting into her little Honda wagon and pulling away. On the back bumper is a sticker that reads: “I Brake for Animals”.

EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF MASSAGE PARLOR - NIGHT

We see Anna just arriving.

INT. MASSAGE PARLOR - WAITING ROOM - NORMAN

Is at the desk still reading.

ANNA

Hi, Norman!

NORMAN

Hello, baby. You're late.

ANNA

I'm sorry, Norman, I had to feed --

NORMAN

Yeah, yeah I know, the animals!

It's always the animals with you, isn't it?

ANNA

If I didn't take care of them, who would?

NORMAN

Gas 'em.

We hear Tony's singing coming from the back room.

ANNA

What's that?

NORMAN


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