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I ain't dancin' wid no broad wid no hair lip.
(pause) Don't worry, I let her off easy. Camera pans room as we see young people dancing. CUT TO A FEW SECONDS LATER - TONY & BUGSY Sitting at the bar drinking. TONY I'd like ta make a toast. (seriously) To Frank and da boys. BUGSY Frank and the boys. They clink glasses and drink. TONY Hey, Bartender, did ya hear about da Polish whose wife had triplets? ... He went out Lookin' for da other two guys? Tony laughs, doing the famous “Clifton Smirk.” In the b.g., we see the Bartender way at the other end of the bar, busy: he's not even capable of hearing Tony. But to Tony it makes no difference. TONY (smirk) Get this one. Polish parachute... Opens on impact. (smirk) Polish firin' squad... They stand in a circle. (smirk) A well-endowed young beauty walks by. TONY Get a load a da bazookas on dat one! BUGSY Wow! TONY (getting up) Listen, Bugsy, I'm gonna go into da Old bathroom here and take a load off my mind... if y'know what I mean. INT. BATHROOM - TONY Sitting in a stall without a door. He has no toilet paper. TONY (yelling) Hey, where's da toilet paper here? I got no toilet paper. Hey, hey, Is anybody here? He starts punching the stall. TONY Hey, is anybody home? Is anybody home... I need toilet paper. WASHROOM VALET A black midget, smoking a stogie. His name is Pee Wee. PEE WEE What's wrong in dere? What's da problem? TONY Da problem is dere's no toilet paper. PEE WEE Well, why din't ya say so? TONY I'm sayin' so. PEE WEE Okay already, I'll get ya some. TONY What kind a place ya runnin' here? I'm droppin' a load... you got no toilet paper. PEE WEE (hands him toilet paper) Okay, ya got it now. TONY And don't squeeze da Charmin, If y'know what I mean. PEE WEE I don't know what you mean by dat. I'm just tryin' ta do my job here. TONY It's a joke. It's a joke. Don't squeeze da Charmin. It's from television. We hear a flush. Tony comes out and is straightening himself in front of the mirror. Pee Wee starts brushing him off with a wisk broom. TONY Not too hard, not too hard, You'll damage da threads. PEE WEE Ya need a little cologne? TONY Well, whatta ya got dere? PEE WEE I got the hottest cologne in town. I got cologne here ya can't buy anywhere else. TONY Oh, yeah! What's it called? PEE WEE Purple Passion. TONY Purple Passion? PEE WEE Dere it is, right dere. CLOSEUP - BOTTLE OF PURPLE PASSION A ridiculous-looking bottle. NOTE: Every time we see the bottle, it is shown radiating bright purple light and we hear bleeding saxophones. PEE WEE Ya put dis stuff on, you can go out Dere an' get any girl ya want. TONY Oh, yeah? Any girl I want, huh? ... I don't need any help. PEE WEE I can see dat! I can see a man in yo' sitchation don't need dis. But ya put just a little splash a dis stuff on an' it makes it justa little bit easier. TONY Dat's right.. a little bit easier... Make da girl enjoy it more. PEE WEE Dat's right, you got it. TONY Not that she's not gonna enjoy me in da first place. PEE WEE Oh no, not dat. TONY Well, tell me, how much is it? CLOSEUP - BOTTLE It says 95 cents. Tony doesn't see it. PEE WEE Nine dollars and fi'ty cents. TONY Nine dollars and fifty cents? PEE WEE But fo' you, I'll sell it fo' nine dollars. TONY Nine dollars! PEE WEE Dat's right. Take it or leave it. Dis da last Bottle left. All da rest sold like hotcakes. TONY Like hotcakes, huh? PEE WEE Dat's right, dis stuff is imported All the way from Taiwan. TONY Taiwan, huh? PEE WEE Dat's right... dis stuff'll change yo' life. TONY Change my life, huh? ... All right, I'll take it. PEE WEE Here ya go, thank you very much. Tony pays the midget and then starts splashing the Purple Passion all over himself. PEE WEE I think you be puttin' too much o' dat stuff on! TONY Dat's all right, I know what I'm doin'. Don't tell me how ta put on cologne... You're talkin' ta Mr. Cologne himself. Mr. Cologne from Cologne. I'll tell ya That much. If y'know what I mean. PEE WEE I don't know what you mean. TONY Dat reminds me a da time I was in the war. I was stationed in Cologne and --- PEE WEE (interrupting) I wish I could stay here all day an' listen |
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